Those of you who are particularly clever will have noticed that I generally slap a photograph into the body of my post right under break. Good sleuthing. I do this because I’ve noticed that — at least with some browsers — clicking off the home page and onto the post itself causes you two lose a couple of lines of text so you have to move the scroll bar up in order to read the whole post. And who would want to miss even a word of Charon’s Aide’s post?
Those of you who are really, really, really clever might have noticed that I don’t put up just any photograph (although any photograph would serve the purpose.) I put up pictures of women, beautiful women, beautiful and sexy women, beautiful and sexy young women, beautiful and sexy young women who are SMOKING A CIGARETTE 🙂 🙂 🙂
But I shall make all of you an offer. If you email (email@example.com) me a picture of yourself smoking a cigarette (It totally, absolutely, emphatically MUST be you!!!!), I will use it on one of my posts. You don’t actually have to be beautiful, you don’t have to be a 10, (9 1/2 will suffice), you don’t have to be young, you don’t have to doll yourself up, hell — you don’t even have to be a woman. Only stipulation is that you have to be smoking a cigarette. Oh, and you have to be over eighteen. I don’t need that headache!
Black, yellow, red, white — don’t matter. Fox or dog — don’t matter. Chick or dude — don’t matter.
Just fire up that pleasure stick!