Often you have heard it said, “The weekly squeal gets the grease”, and I suppose it’s true. Last week’s squeal of frustration and disappointment (with a liberal sprinkling of obvious and pitiful narcissism) has provoked an outpouring of grease not seen since the Valdez incident.
To tell you that ‘site visits are up would be an understatement! Take a peek at these numbers:
|Wk Ending||Pg Views||Avg Day||% increase||28 Days||Avg Day|
|Two Months Ago||0||0.00||————||————||————|
|One Month Ago||75||10.71||25.00||145||5.18|
So what’s that? That’s more than a 400% increase in web traffic! Where are all you Smoking Appreciators coming from. Hmmmmm…. Well, I’m glad you asked!
Look this little chart over:
|Week Ending:||Cigarettes Smoked||Avg. Packs per Day||Days per Carton|
|One Month Ago||3||0.021||467|
|November 26, 2013||3||0.021||467|
|December 3, 2013||3||0.021||467|
I would sure be obliged if you sexy smokers would chart your own tobacco consumption. Just send your stats to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll post yours along with mine!
Sound like a good deal?