The World Will Little Note

Let’s see now, last week I posted some of the ‘site stats here at Puff of Heaven.  We all found out that — in the seven days previous — we’d had seventy five page views from all you wonderful smoking appreciators.  Traffic here was on the way up which, naturally, was to be expected since — as anyone can see — smoking itself is being more and more appreciated by more and more smokers, and by more and more smoking appreciators.

I used to think it was important to move around while I smoked.  Now I think it's important to smoke while I move around.

I used to think it was important to move around while I smoked. Now I think it’s important to smoke while I move around.

Well, Wednesday has come around again and it’s time to take another count. Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?  Good news first??  Well, my friends, there is no good news!  In the week ending on November 12 there were fifty-one page view, down from seventy-five on the seven days before.  There’s got to be some sort of statistics glitch at WordPress!  I mean, who’s doing the counting over there?  Don’t people realize what an interest, even a craving there is in this world to appreciate smoking?

Or, perhaps, I’m just not getting the word out.  Maybe, <sniff, sniff>, I’m just not doing my job right <boo hoo>.

It’s certainly not you — all you lovely ladies, running into convenience stores, impatiently waiting to get to the front of the line, money already in your hand for a quick purchase, happily buying your favorite cigarettes in your favorite pack, ripping the packaging open, and lighting up as soon as you walk out the door.

You’re doing fine, each and every one of you.  You’re all doing wonderfully!  It’s me.  I’m  just going to have to work harder to make sure you’re appreciated the way you should be!

Be Happy,
Be Well,

Charon’s Aide

2 comments

  1. […] traffic and chart ongoing traffic increase (as in two weeks ago) or decrease (as we noticed last week).  New this week — and this will thrill all you appreciators — is a nifty spreadsheet […]

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