What did I say last week? I said I was initiating a ‘weekly feature’ here at Puff of Heaven, a feature that will enable all of you wonderful smoking appreciators to take note of how normal, even common, your enthusiasm for cigarettes really is. I pointed out, last week, that activity was on the increase. I was, at that point, deliriously happy to note that — in a single week — we’d realized a whopping 500% increase in interest on the ‘site. And that, I can only imagine, represented a 500% increase in smoking appreciation.
So, all you lovely ladies (18 OR OLDER ONLY, OF COURSE) put all those silly health and longevity concerns aside, buy yourself a pack of cigarettes, and take up that super-gratifying smoking habit. That’s right, light ’em up! Does $8 per pack seem steep? Just think of it as an investment in joy and happiness!
At any rate, as I peruse the statistics from last week, I find both good news and bad news. The good news that interest in the ‘site keeps increasing. The bad news is that the increase isn’t quite the whopping 500% we realized last week. Just a lull, no doubt.
So, we had 60 page views 2 weeks ago and 75 views last week. That’ nearly eleven appreciation endorsement a day. So, it’s not 500%. So it’s only 25%. No worries. Once you all start sending a link to your appreciative friends we’ll see some eye popping numbers.
At any rate, if we keep this 25% increase up every week, we’ll see thirty page views a day. I suppose that’s a bit more realistic than the 86,000,000 hits per day I predicted last week.
But thirty page views a day is plenty of interested to keep me encouraged. I’m more than happy to incite thirty of you every day into a frenzy of tobacco ecstasy.
Just my way of doing well by doing good…. 🙂