Monthly Archives: November 2013

I Hate All of You! … And Your Little Dogs Too!!!!

I’m like a pastor who uses his sermons to complain about the people who don’t go to church.  The ones who hear his sermons are the ones he doesn’t need to speak to, and the people he wants to reach aren’t around to hear his sermon.

The Trouble With Me

Those of you who are following along at home will remember when I introduced you to Cathy.  Cathy is, of course, just one of the ever growing sorority of female smokers who are far too hot, far too sexy and far too young for me and who — in complete defiance of common sense — […]

And This Means What, Exactly?

Welcome to Wednesday, the day when all of us here at Puff Of Heaven — fans and contributors both — can relax, light up and take a little census of this magnificent little town we should probably call Smoker’s Appreciation Junction.  When you’re here, your home!  There’s plenty of room for everyone!

Turning the Other Cheek

OK, I’ll admit it: Charon’s Aide is a troll.  Yeah.  What I mean, folks, is that, generally, whenever I publish a new post, I’ll take a tour of the world of WordPress, scouting out other people’s blogs, looking for folks who have something to say about smoking, or cigarettes, or fetishes.  Then, when I find […]

Table For One

OK, at exactly 2:37 this afternoon I got the following text from Agnes: I can’t do tonight, Charon’s Aide.  I’ve got the throat scratchies and feel like general crap.  Maybe next week sometime…. I’d like to see a show of hands, here.  How many of you appreciative appreciators are surprised that I was stood up? […]

I Promised Not To … But I Did Anyway!

If you’ve been keeping up with my adventures, you know that “Cathy” stood me up on our proposed ‘smoking date’ Monday.  She offered what she referred to as a ‘rain check’ and — since I kind of figured I wasn’t exactly going to be able to take that check to the bank — I decided […]

The World Will Little Note

Let’s see now, last week I posted some of the ‘site stats here at Puff of Heaven.  We all found out that — in the seven days previous — we’d had seventy five page views from all you wonderful smoking appreciators.  Traffic here was on the way up which, naturally, was to be expected since […]